nevver:

Go Directly to Jail, Do not Collect $200, Sopapoly

nevver:

Go Directly to Jail, Do not Collect $200, Sopapoly

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2012: As free as you can afford to be.

2012: As free as you can afford to be.

(Source: aaronron)

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I hope this just looks bad and isn’t anything worth worrying about… Then again how many of those statements were said about the Holocaust? lol is that stretching it?

I hope this just looks bad and isn’t anything worth worrying about… Then again how many of those statements were said about the Holocaust? lol is that stretching it?

(Source: please-bury-me-with-it)

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My room mate categorises his food groups as… Sandwich making stuff, cereal, breakfast stuff, canned food, grapes… (not fruit, grapes).

My room mate categorises his food groups as… Sandwich making stuff, cereal, breakfast stuff, canned food, grapes… (not fruit, grapes).

(Source: nevver)

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It starts in Japan!

To those keeping count, this is a reminder that the end is near… and its coming faster than a 75 year old prison inmate in his conjugal. 

Japan has the first earthquake of the year 2012. That to me is utterly fascinating. Wish George Carlin, Hunter Thompson and Kurt Vonnegut where here to see it. Thankfully, you and I have front row seats to the global motorcade, and in case you hadn’t figured out,these are no amateurs we are dealing with! So naturally all the drivers are pissed full of blotter acid, ethanol and cocaine. Ladies and gentleman the Japanese will not leave U.S. behind. Fuck those overachieving bastards, we can be just as calamitous.  We wont need a natural disaster… In America we create our own special brand of disaster. It comes in 27 flavors, my favorite being Napalm Freedom Rum with mostly chocolate sprinkles (I’m a realist). I’m not saying there some kind of inside job. Not because I don’t put it past our politicos but I am very reluctant to believe such a “coordinated effort” could be so inefficient. In fact the whole thing boils  down to the lack of rational intention and thought. The system rewards the laziness of greed instead of production of value. Japan, thank you and better luck here on out.